A Student's Nightmare
I wrote this in Aug, 2002. At that time, Anand, my friend, was also my roommate. Now, he's a happily married man, living in Seattle, having recently moved there. (That's where I was on the long weekend)
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Have you ever studied something, only to have it come back and haunt you when you least expect it? Well, it actually happened to me one time! Read on ...
I personally dislike heaters. If it is cold, I would rather throw on an extra layer, than turn on the heater. As it happened, my roommate subscribed to the opposite point of view. I never realised this bone of contention would have interesting consequences.
Belmont is usually a little on the cold side - even though we Indians have been tempered by the cold of such places as Pittsburgh and West Lafayette, the long stay in the cozy confines of the Bay Area, and SiliconValley have softened us back again. My roommate, more than anyone else.
He complained about one colder than usual summer night, and set the thermostat at 67. I boldly upped it to 68, thinking it would never hit it anyway! Boy, was I wrong.
I hit the sack a little early. Sometime after, the temperature continued to drop, and the heater finally kicked in. Here is how it is for a thermophobe like myself:
The relative humidity of this place is somewhere inthe realm of 4%, if I remember correctly. Hot, DRY air is blown into your room in an effort to warm it up. With our heater not having been used for a while, I suspect it spewed out extra carbon dioxide (or perhaps carbon monoxide).
For a while, everything is alright. As your inner struggles with the discomfort begin to lose, you find yourself suddenly awake. To wake up with a start, with a strange, dry feeling on your body, and a sense of suffocation, is to say the least, my friend, rather unsettling. I woke up, turned off the darn heater, tried to ventilate my room with fresh cool air, and sleepily plonked back into bed. That's when it happened.
In this twilight between wakefulness and sleep, as I tossed and turned sleepily in my bed, trying to get back to sleep, here were the thoughts going on in my head
"Recunoscator" (grateful - masculine)"
Recunoscatoare" (grateful - feminine)"
Adevarat" (Really?)
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"Kya aap angrezi bolthe hai?" (Do you speak English?)
The last one did it for me. I was wide awake at this point, chuckling, wondering what my Romanian and Hindi lessons were doing to me!
-Sridhar
